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It is my 2nd birthday today

yes lets celebrate yayayayayayqyyaqyaya!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!
If you were born on February 29th it is entirely possible that it is your second birthday and you are old enough to write that. However, judging by your name, you were in fact born in 2021. Which is weird, since your account was registered in May of 2020, so I guess your parents must've registered a Lichess account for their future child three months after you were conceived.
@MrPushwood said in #2:
> So should we get you a rattle or something?
yes
and a little tikes cozy coupe
a lamborghini urus
the latest mercedes
gold bars
jokes
fame
lichess elo
christmas
halloween
a walrus
a title like @MrPushwood
ban chess.com
finish my homework
get me 1000 forum posts
create a logo for me
chocolate
hersheys
twix
gummies
haribo
beeswax
a pencil
an eraser
a creepy doll
a soccer ball
snoop dogg
eminem
memes
doritos
learn to speak english
a television
a suitcase
a toy car
a table
a chair
@alexObby21
to win every single lichess game
get rick astley rickrolled
say yes to me for 24 hours
youtube

that's it, good luck @MrPushwood!!
If only I could speak like that at the age of 2... Oh! I have a box of diapers by the way. I'd be happy to donate some!
@Savage_Water said in #5:
> If only I could speak like that at the age of 2... Oh! I have a box of diapers by the way. I'd be happy to donate some!

And I have a lot of wet wipes
@AsDaGo said in #3:
> If you were born on February 29th it is entirely possible that it is your second birthday and you are old enough to write that. However, judging by your name, you were in fact born in 2021.

Oh, also, I thought of a very compelling piece of evidence that you were not, in fact, born on February 29th (assuming you are telling the truth, at least). It is obvious in retrospect and I'm embarrassed I didn't think of it before. Simply that you did not post this on February 29th!

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